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    My latest written stuff is at myspace.com/bojo or Livejournal.com/users/danimatian

    I am a graduate of Grand Valley State University's Film/Video program.

    I recently moved to Chicago, IL and I am exploring many new film/video/animation opportunities there. More on this story as it develops!

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    3.26.1998


    Ok. Let's just say we're not going to talk about scheduling and leave it at that, okay?

    Today Jeremy, Alba and I were supposed to go home for the weekend. Well, Alba wasn't going home, that would be across the ocean, but she was going to go to Madison Heights. Jeremy's car isn't working, and my car isn't working, and Alba's car is in Albania where it does us no good at all.

    Today I am very not happy.

    I have to finish scripting Two Chez. I also have to cut about 7 minutes out of it. I have to find a new actor to play the girlfriend of the Brit pop start since Regan doesn't want to. She did however go through my dialogue and make it accurated portray 2 Brits instead of being written by a foolish American trying to sound English.

    My agenda for the weekend:
    Write an essay for the film department to admit me as a film major so I can schedule classes for next semester before they fill up.
    Call Alisha and tell her I love her. (She's flipping 'cause I haven't called her, it's because I have no $$$ and it's long distance)
    Write Two Chez.
    Call Stacey in Boston because she always cheers me up when I'm down.
    Write Two Chez.
    Storyboard Two Chez
    Find a place to live in the fall.
    Write the script for my F/V Art final project
    Call Lisa back home because she's great to rant to.
    Write Two Chez.
    Videotape my final project for F/V art.
    Finish learning how to play "Wish You Were Here." and play it well. (ha!)
    Get ahold of my film partners so we can film stuff for 16mm. Mike's in Florida.
    Call Julie in California and see if I can stay there this summer so I can work at CBS.
    Call Julie's brother back home and apologize for standing him up tomorrow night. (He asked if I would go to Ohio and take photos of Aksmamma)
    Go to the bank and get some money so I can buy some videotapes.
    Listen to some Catherine Wheel and some Radiohead
    SEE THE FUCKING 'NO SURPRISES' VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S ON MTV AND I HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!!!
    Sleep
    Call Alisha again just to hear her cute accent.
    3.11.1998


    Today is wondeful stressful day before scheduling. This is my plan:
     

    Registration Fall 1998
    Class                                                                 Days             Time               Credits

    COM215 Storymaking                                      T,Th            10a-11:15          3
    CFV325  Animation 1                                        T,Th            1p-2:50              3
    CFV326 Computer Image Making                     T,Th             3p-4:50              3
    CFV370 Film/TV Interp                                     W                3p-5:50              3
    COM281 Audio 1                                              W                6p-8:50              3
                                                                                                                          __
                                                                                                                 Total 15

    Registration Winter 1999

    CFV362 Scriptwriting 2                                      T,Th             11:30-12:45           3
    CFV426 Cinematic Multimedia                           T,Th             1p-2:15                  3
    CFV380 Digital Editing                                       Th                 6p-8:50                 3
    COM371 Media & Society                                MWF            2p-2:50                 3
    COM373 Women/Minorites in Film/TV              W                 3p-5:50                 3
    CFV424 16mm Film Production 2                      W                 6p-8:50                 3
                                                                                                                              ___
                                                                                                                         Total 18
     

    Check back and see how I do! I hope I get them all. School on just T,W,Th would ROCK!
    3.07.1998


    It is far too early in the morning. It is spring break still. It snowed.

    Jeremy just picked me up from work. I ran the DocuTech all night and then inserted a bunch of annoying books into binders. I got to listen to The Beatles and some Mustard Plug so the night wasn't a complete loss to me.

    Today I seek adventure, for soon Jeremy and I will head to the mall. What fun!

    Yesterday Darlene and I hit Grand Rapids. We went Car shopping and what not. She may buy a Neon. I don't think so though. I think she should buy the Mercury Tracer we looked at.We had fun running around but she was late for work. We had my car towed. That's not fun at all. It was kind of depressing but I won't let it get to me. I'll get a new car soon or have that one fixed.

    I got a little bit of my script done. I'm not entirely happy with it just yet. I think I'm going to write it longer then 12 minutes and then just cut it down for whatever I end up filming for class.


     









    Let's change colours!

    Cool. That's better. Ok. School will be back in soon. I have a film/video art project on Post-Modernism that is due soon. I am working with Charlene but we haven't actually done anything except telephone tag. I wish I had my pager but alas I do not.
     


    Pretty soon I will be going back home for the summer. I hope I have a car, otherwise I will be borrowing the 'rent's car again like high school. I thought those days were past. I wish the AMC Eagle was still around. That thing was fun to 4x4. It had wood penal siding and it was a hatchback. What an ugly car.

    It ruled. I saw one like it drive by only the tires were HUGE. I should have convinced dad to get tires that big.
     


    Well things with the TGIFriday's girl didn't happen. I found out she HAS a boy so that is futile to attempt. At least I didn't confess my undying love and look like a fool.

    Okay so I already look like a fool but I would have FELT like a fool, too.

    At least I pretend to be oblivious to my foolishness and intend to keep it that way.
     


    i need to really sit down and think about what I want to do with 'two chez' while I was trying to write it, a different story kept popping in my head. the other story takes place in a bar after hours with people that work there. I didn't want to write that one. I want to write Chez so I can SHAVE. Summer will be here soon. (yeah right) so my beard will make me sweat more. 


    I think I want to go to Europe this summer. I miss Rosanna. I want to see her. I think about taking off to Europe far too much. I should finish school and then worry about it. I think it will still be there, dependign on when I get out of school. Which reminds me, I have to register for classes next week.  


    GVSU is weird. you register for this spring, this summer, this fall and next winter at the same time. I don't REALLY know what I need to take next winter so I have to guess and hope i am right.  How annoying! I am leaving you with my first draft of the first few Chez scenes. It doesn't have much in they way of wit or character development but hopefully it will soon. 


     

















                    Dan


























    Ok. Here's what I'm working on right now. Don't show it to anyone!

    Oh wait, it's on the internet. Shit.

    Two

    Chez


    Two Chez - Characters



    Chez - Our Protagonist. He is jumpy, skeptical

    and could show Mr. Pink a thing or two about  being uptight.




    Donald Hogan - British pop star. Arrogant son

    of a bitch you wouldn't want to have to rely on.




    Regan - token British pop star girlfriend. She

    whines to get what she wants and drinks far too much tea.




    Sly Casey - Mr. Hogans manager. Very sharp dressed,

    quick-witted and pleasant to be around.




    Men in Coats - They all wear long black trench

    coats. They seem to speak in riddles. When they do speak plain English

    you still don't know what they're talking about. They seem to be after

    Chez for something. They come from the future. They from from your mind.

    Truth is, no one really knows where they come or where they're going but

    they sure drive fast.




    Two Chez - Basic Run Down of Story



    Today:


    Chez is running down the sidewalk. Men are chasing

    him. Running. Chasing. Running. Chasing. He arrives at the cafe. Regan

    looks at him as he rushes by. He ducks behind the counter and finds his

    way out the back door.




    Months Earlier:


    Chez is plotting something big. Big for him anyways.

    Whatever it is upsets the Men. He gets back to his apartment to find it

    trashed. He knows they didn't find anything because he does all his plotting

    while at work and school so nothing of value to him exists at his apartment

    except for a poster which gets bent up and THAT makes him mad. So The Men

    take away the BritPop star thinking it's Chez and then the shit hits the

    fan. What shit and what fan I'll let you know when I do!




    Two Chez - Dialogue! (I am not fixing the formatting. Deal with it!)



    EXT. CITY - DAY       (SPRING 1998)



    CHEZ is fleeing the Men in coats.SFX-Aksmamma 'running.' MAN1 barks

    orders, while MAN2 screams into his cell-phone.



       MAN2


      "He's rounding Livernois, we


      can get to him before the next


      block,. we will rendezvous...



       MAN1


      Woodward. Tell them to meet


      us at Woodward.



       CHEZ


      "Ooh, I shouldn't have ordered


      two jamoca shakes.



       MAN2


      Sir, if I may interject, it would


      seem highly illogical for us to



       MAN1


      I said Woodward, I didn't request


      it.



       MAN2


      Yes, of course.



       CHEZ


      I hope hat's my stomach in pain, I


      would hate to have my pancreas


      taken out...



       MAN2(into phone again)


      We will meet you where Woodward


      hits the Grand.



       CHEZ


      "C'mon legs, ow, ignore the


      pain, ignore the pain.



    A large truck rumbles through the street separating Chez and the Men.

    Chez takes this moment to duck into a restaurant.



    INT. RESTAURANT - MOMENTS LATER



       WAITTRESS


      Well hello. You look tired,


      How many in your party?



       CHEZ


      Two if they catch me. None if


      they don't.



       WAITTRESS


      Pardon me?



    Chez pushes her aside as he runs to the back. He pauses to return a

    stare from a customer and then comes to his senses and keeps moving.


     


    INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT    (WINTER 1997)



       GIRLFRIEND


      Okay, Let me get this straight,


      you want to...



       CHEZ


      No! Don't say it out loud, don't


      EVER say it out loud. I'm sure


      they are watching and listening


      to me at any given time. There


      is no safe place for us to talk


      about it. I only told you so


      you won't think I'm leaving you.



       GIRLFRIEND


      You're leaving me?



       CHEZ


      I won't be a part of your life for


      the next few months. I want


      you to realize this is for your


      own safety. They could use


      you to get to me. Think of it


      as a nice mental vacation


      from my antics.



       GIRLFRIEND


      Mental is more like it...



       CHEZ


      You'll get to spend some quality


      time with yourself without being


      bothered by me for once. Won't


      that be nice?



       GIRLFRIEND


      When this is all over, we're going


      to California and we're not coming


      back until I'm ready.



       CHEZ


      Sounds great! I'll need time for


      the heat to wear off anyways.



       GIRLFRIEND


      What exactly do you have


      planned anyways?



       CHEZ


      Let's just compare it to stealing


      the Fonz's bike and taking it


      for a joy ride.



       GIRLFRIEND


      Well, Patzi, if that's what gets


      you off...



    SFX - Doorbell



       CHEZ


      Company? But I'm not in


      the mood for unwanted


      guests. I want a romantic


      evening with my girl.



    Chez gets up from the couch, looks through the eye hole. He quickly

    turns around and returns to the couch.



       CHEZ (to girlfriend)


      Did you bring anything to stay overnight?


     


       GIRLFRIEND


      No. Actually everything I need is in the


      car, I didn't bring it up.



       CHEZ


      Perfect!



    Chez holds her as she talks, and walks her over to the fire escape.


     


       GIRLFRIEND


      What are you doing?



       CHEZ


      My 'friends' are over. They won't take to


      kindly to your presence, and since


      I don't want you hurt, it's fire drill time.



       GIRLFRIEND


      You are kidding me. What happened


      to our romantic dinner and walk to


      the hill at the park?



       CHEZ


      Sounds great! Let's have at it.



    Chez opens the window, pushes her out. He grabs a bag from the couch

    and follows her down the fire excape.


       GIRLFRIEND


      This is your idea of a romantic night?



       CHEZ


      You really don't go out with other


      guys, do you?



       GIRLFRIEND


      What are you talking about?



    She drops onto the top of a dumpster lid.



       CHEZ


      What is romance?



       GIRLFRIEND


      Flowers, notes, gifts, poetry


      beautiful dinners with music


      walks in the park...



       CHEZ


      Who DO you think you're dating?


     


       GIRLFRIEND


      I was wondering that myself



       CHEZ


      Romance is having fun


      together. All those things


      you mentioned are just


      examples of fun couples


      can have.



       GIRLFRIEND


      Oh. Running from killers


      is fun?



       CHEZ


      Well think about it,


      here we are, relying on


      each other for our lives.


      How exciting. I couldn't


      think of a better way to


      spend the night.



    Chez drops off the fire excape. SFX - body landing in trash bin.



       CHEZ


      Oh, man!



       GIRLFRIEND


      I think you missed the lid, dear


     


       CHEZ


      (mocking her)


      I think you missed the lid...


     


      I KNOW THAT.



       GIRLFRIEND


      Now that you're sitting in a pile


      of garbage, can you think of


      a better way to spend the night?



       MAN2


      He's down there. He has an


      accomplice.



       CHEZ


      Crap. They're on to us. Damn.


      I hope they didn't get a good


      look at you.



    Chez climbs out of the disgusting dumpster. He steps into a mud puddle



      Gross!



       GIRLFRIEND


      So it wasn't gross UNTIL


      your foot got dirty.


     



       CHEZ


      Hey. I got a great idea. Let's


      get away from these dullards


      and THEN continue mocking


      each other.


     


     



    ok. that's it for now


     Dan



    March 6,1998

    3.02.1998


    Right now I am taking some pretty cool classes, Film & Video Art, Media Production 2, 16mm Film Production and Scriptwriting. It's a busy semester. I had another credit but I dropped that class (NonVerbal Communication) I pretty much hang out with Mark, who live downtown. It's pretty cool having him around, I was so used to him living in Saginaw and I was back home so I saw him only at concerts and other special events. It is currently spring break, all my friends have left to somewhere warmer. Today I cleaned the apartment. My roomates are slobs so it was really really really gross. It's pretty strange when I consider other people messy. I think I am throwing away all the cups I brought to school because they are that gross! My goal for this week is to write the "Two Chez" script. It's all about mistaken identity. I grew a beard for it. Now I am sick of the beard and I want to shave it so the sooner I write the damn script, the sooner I can film the damn scene. I will probably end up being my Media Production 2 final but that's debatable. My last project was montage. I utilized Mark Samp smoking and World War 2 Nazi Propaganda footage. I had to use the crappy Media Production 1 editors so I couldn't dissolve. A montage without dissolves. I know, it hurts . The deck was SO old it was actually TOP LOADING. When was the last time you saw a TOP LOADING VCR? I don't think Chrissy was born when this thing was made! I went over to Chris's, watched Hackers, realized that "The Plague" character was Fisher Stevens, who I remember as saying "I am standing here beside myself" in Short Circuit when he was Ben Jahavi. He looks so different! Wow. Thanks IMDB! I haven't really been up to a whole lot else. I got over my little depression fit. Last Tuesday night, actually. Mark, Darlene, Jeff and Jeremy stayed up all night partying, playing Playstation and having wonderful conversations, it really allowed me to put everything that was bothering me in perspective. I had so much fun, too! Darlene and I went to truck stop 76, which is an experience in itself. The bathroom graphitti says such profound thoughts as " Kill the Niggers " and " The South will rise again. " Don't you just love the world we live in? That's basically it. There is a girl I dig, but I've been too chicken to do anything about it. She waitresses at TGIFriday's. Last time I went in she referred to 'my girlfriend' more then once while we were talking. I pulled aside a waiter before I left and said "Does Stephanie have a girlfriend?" he said no, so maybe she's just one of those people that calls thier female friends 'girlfriends' I hope so. It sucks digging a girl that just digs other girls. Oh. I bought a guitar last month . I borrowed Mike's 12-string acoustic during Christmas break. It was too hard to learn on a 12-string so we bought me a 6-string last time we were both home together. I'm not to shabby from what people tell me. I met a guy who's been playing for a year and I was teaching him stuff, he asked how many years I was playing and I said 1 month. That boosted the ego a bit! I wish I had more time to play though, that sure helps. I tried playing today, I was working on my Radiohead - Exit Music for a Film and my Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here, but I just washed the dishes (remember, I was cleaning) so my hands weren't firm and the strings hurt too much to play for long. I wrote a song last week. I was practicing chords for 'Thinking About You" (Radiohead, again, really, you should pick up Pablo Honey or OK Computer!) ANYHOO! I was practicing chords, I put a capo on the 2nd fret and it was a whole new world! I was fooling around and lyrics came to me. I wrote them down, more flowed out and the music came with it. I added an intro and a middle peice. It made me cry. I had so many post-relationship emotions inside, and I let them out. It was an amazing experience. I bet Matthew Sweet does that a lot. My car died. I don't know if I should put the $$ into fixing it or get rid of it or what. I have to rely on friends to get to work. Granted, I only work twice a week, but "Hey can you pick me up from work at 8am on Saturday" isn't a friendly thing to say to your friends!

     


     

    self portrait - 5/2/04

     

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    ANIMATIONS = DANIMATIANS

    Most of you have informed me that I've MISSPELLED Animation in the word Danimatian.

    Allow me to fill you in...

    Animation is what I studied in school. When I animate, I called it the finished product a Danimation. Somewhere along the line I substituted the "o" in animation for an "a." Why did I do this? Because I am Armenian, and most Armenian names end in -ian or -yan. Hence, an Armenianified Animation is an Animatian. An Armenianified Animation by me is a Danimatian. Now you know.

    Ok, so why is this site called www.zoomis.com/~elvis?

     

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